한국말은 끝까지 들어야 한다...ㅎㅎㅎ

내가 사랑하는 이유......................................식은 맘마밀 
너는 싸가지 ............................................마! 내가 김밥싸갈께!! 
절 좋아하세요?..........................................저는 교회를 좋아해요 
너 보구 시퍼............................................렇게 질렸어 
충격!!! 박찬호 구속!!!..................................은 160km 정도랍니다. 
보낼 수 없어............................................그럼 주먹낼까? 
사랑....................................................5랑 더하면 9지? 
너가 정말 원한다면......................................난 네모할게 
삶은....................................................계란이야 
씨발....................................................라 먹는 수박 
이씨발..................................................과 김씨발은 평발이다 
나 너 보고 시퍼.........................................렇게 질렸어 
너 남자랑 해봤어?.......................................난 내자랑 밖에 안해! 
보고싶어 너의 팬티......................................엄 컴퓨터 
너랑 그거 하고 싶어 세우고..눕히고..끼우고..............테트리스를 
니가 원한다면...........................................난 세모할게. <네모두 괜찮구> 
자기자기 우리자기,사랑스런 우리자기.....................한국 도자기 협회 
보내지 않을 꺼야,절대 보내지 않을 꺼야!.................가위 낼거야! 
나 묻고 싶은거 있는데...................................삽 줘 
난 그냥 니가좋아........................................금니는 비싸거든!! 
야 나 오늘 너하고 해보구싶어............................정동진에서 
절 좋아하세요?..........................................그럼, 불국사로 
어떻게 너 못생겼다고 소문 다났어........................나는 망치 생겼는데 
나 성생활이 그리워......................................나 아마도 전생에 공주였나봐. 
나의사랑................................................놀태니깐 넌 간호사랑 놀아 
그게 무슨말이야.........................................얼룩말 
아기가졌어..............................................엄마가 이겼어 
우리 키.................................................나 재볼까? 
우리이제그만만나........................................는거먹으러가자? 
사실 오래전부터 널 사...................................람이 아니라고 생각했어 
난 지금 애인이랑 잔다...................................르크를 보구 있다 
그게 말이야.............................................아니 소야 
피봐도 좋아.많이 흔들어도 좋아.나한테 싸도 좋아.너랑만 하고 싶어............빨리와.고스톱 치자 
실은 말이야 사랑했어....................................바늘을 
사실 난, 난 널..........................................뛰기 선수야. 
내가 사랑한 건 바로 너..................................구리야 
있잖아,사실 난 널.......................................빤지야 
이젠 말 할게............................................넌 소해 
아무리 생각 해봐도 너라면...............................잘 끓일 것 같애 
넌 사로 잡혔어..........................................4444444너4444444 
너만을..................................................나 양파. 
다시만나줘..............................................미역 너 가져 
이세상에 니가 젤 이쁘구 ,젤 착하구 젤 사랑하는 너.......라구 할줄 알았지 ?! 
너.. 이별이 뭔지 아니 ? ................................이 별은 지구야. 
눈에 넣어도 아프지 않는 그대여.당신은...................콘텍트 렌즈 
천개의 램프에 불이켜지면................................니가 다꺼 
너 침대에서 해봤어 ? ...................................난 침대에서 달 봤어 
보이지 ? ...............................................소년 맞지? 
넌 이쁜 천사 !..........................................난 재봉틀 살께 
넌 나의 전부 !..........................................치는 실력을 아니? 
너 죽을 준비해..........................................난 밥을 준비할테니 
너 죽을 준비해..........................................난 간장을 준비할게. 
넌 정말 재수 없어.......................................한번에 대학가야 돼. 
우리 앞으로 만나지 말자.................................뒤로 만나자 
너 또라이...............................................스버거 먹었지? 
날 생각하지마...........................................날개도 없으면서 
나가 뒤져라.............................................난 안을 뒤질테니 
넌 미쳤어 ! ............................................난 솔 쳤어. 
나 미칠 것 같아 ........................................넌 파를 쳐. 
너무해 ! 진짜 너무해 ! .................................난 배추할게. 
나 아파.................................................트에 살아 
너 땜에 못사러..........................................철물점에 간다 
나 말리지마.............................................나 건조한거 싫어 
너모야..................................................난 윷이야 ! 
잘들어! 실화야..........................................아 맞다 넌 XX구나 
허..헉..헉~.. 나 흥분대.................................놀부어딨어? 
우리 오늘 같이 자 버릴까 ?..............................지우개도 버리고 자도 버리고 
그게 무슨 말이야........................................그 말은 얼룩말이야 
너 차였다며.............................................아니 난 오토바이야 
저절로 가는 것이야......................................아니 교회로 가는 것인데